So, as most of you know, I have had a lot of changes come my way in the last month or so. I packed my things and moved to OKC where I work in guest services at Whole Foods Market and substitute teach English as a second language at OCU. Real adult stuff. It's been so crazy. It's been hard for me to collect my thoughts enough to write a good blog post. My brain goes 100 miles an hour. And then it hit me. Why don't I write a post outlining all of my new adult thoughts? So here are some of my thoughts the past month.
Do I get paid this week or next?
If I do nothing but watch Netflix all day on my day off, no one will know...
Seriously? How did I let all of that chicken go bad?
I'm going to save money by buying the cheap one ply toilet paper!
I now understand why people have trash cans with lids in their kitchens...
I'm having stress dreams about bagging people's groceries at Whole Foods.
WASPS ARE BUILDING A NEST IN MY DOOR FRAME!!
I don't own business professional clothing.
One ply toilet paper is the worst.
I should probably stop eating pizza every other meal.
Can I eat the part of the apple that isn't moldy?
Why are vitamins so expensive?
I should go on a sugar detox. Adults love sugar detoxes.
How do I get dog pee out of a leather couch?
Why is there hair EVERYWHERE?
I am literally the same age as my students. How am I going to be an authority figure to them?
How can one human accumulate so many dirty dishes in two days?
WHY ARE WASPS SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!
Why do I relate so much to Kimmy Schmidt from Unbreakable and I haven't been living underground for fifteen years?
As you can see, adulting is a bit hard for me at times. Hopefully I'm not the only person who has had these thoughts and problems. Growing up is a serious learning process. But it's also fun too! Because when you're an adult, you can eat all the ice cream you want. Except of course, if you're on a sugar detox like I am.
Cheers to adulting!
If you are wondering about the term "adulting", I took it from one of my favorite books entitled "Adulting: How to Become a Grown-Up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps by Kelly Williams Brown. It's a must read for all you people going through a quarter life crisis.
Do I get paid this week or next?
If I do nothing but watch Netflix all day on my day off, no one will know...
Seriously? How did I let all of that chicken go bad?
I'm going to save money by buying the cheap one ply toilet paper!
I now understand why people have trash cans with lids in their kitchens...
I'm having stress dreams about bagging people's groceries at Whole Foods.
WASPS ARE BUILDING A NEST IN MY DOOR FRAME!!
I don't own business professional clothing.
One ply toilet paper is the worst.
I should probably stop eating pizza every other meal.
Can I eat the part of the apple that isn't moldy?
Why are vitamins so expensive?
I should go on a sugar detox. Adults love sugar detoxes.
How do I get dog pee out of a leather couch?
Why is there hair EVERYWHERE?
I am literally the same age as my students. How am I going to be an authority figure to them?
How can one human accumulate so many dirty dishes in two days?
WHY ARE WASPS SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!
Why do I relate so much to Kimmy Schmidt from Unbreakable and I haven't been living underground for fifteen years?
As you can see, adulting is a bit hard for me at times. Hopefully I'm not the only person who has had these thoughts and problems. Growing up is a serious learning process. But it's also fun too! Because when you're an adult, you can eat all the ice cream you want. Except of course, if you're on a sugar detox like I am.
Cheers to adulting!
Avery
If you are wondering about the term "adulting", I took it from one of my favorite books entitled "Adulting: How to Become a Grown-Up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps by Kelly Williams Brown. It's a must read for all you people going through a quarter life crisis.
